Gah. I hate using Tumblr on my phone. It didn’t even post the whole chair story. It left out the best part.
The other day at work, a man came to donate a truck load of computers, monitors, and furniture. When I went to start unloading his stuff he stopped me and said, “oh that’s really heavy sweetheart. You should probably go get one of the men to help me.” After he finished his sentence, I stood there and stared at him. I couldn’t believe the vacuous crap he just spewed. I then grabbed the chair, picked it up, and kept eye contact with him and said, “I’ll be sure to do that.”